Using Classical Music as a Weapon

I was driving down Broadway in Eureka today listening to Renaissance chamber music on the radio. Along came an old SUV with the window down and that thumping bass sound punching through my truck’s cab. The driver was also smoking so he was polluting the air with 2 foul substances. I did the only thing I could think of: I rolled down my passenger window and cranked up the radio so loud it rattled my spine. Take that, befouler of an October morning!

I turned off after a few blocks as I couldn’t stand the pain, but assured I had pierced his hidebound soul.